Sour

So I have not told Kaj exactly what he did but I am going to write it here and in many years when he can read on his own he will be able to find out just what he did.
Yesterday Brandi took a "new" bottle of lemon juice out of the cupboard to write secret messages with.  I didn't really pay a lot of attention to what she was actually doing.  In the afternoon Kaj came running in the house and said "ooo Lemon Juice" and took a huge swig which he decided it wasn't very good and he couldn't swallow it so he spit it in the garbage.  I was rolling on the floor laughing. 
Obviously Kaj knows all that but as Paul Harvey would say "Here's the rest of the story".  Brandi had read me a lable on the "new" bottle of lemon juice that said use by 2001 and when she took the seal off it made a funny noice.  Now I had sort of forgotten about all that when Kaj took a swig.  Last night as I was cleanning up I notice the glass Brandi had been using with the lemon juice in it.  It smelled like lemon juice but it was brown.  Maybe she mixed something in with it... so I took the bottle of lemon juice and yes it dumped out brown lemon juice and it had large purple and pink chunks in it.  It was soooooooooo gross.  I am gagging as I write this.  Okay so that is the rest of the story.  Sorry Kaj.